Romantic Aquarius love horoscope


Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

Robots tend to have more luck than you at finding love. This week will see no alteration of that sad fact, however, it is possible that a robot may fall in love with you.

A special someone will furnish you with a gift today. All signs point to it being a single shoe, possibly a brogue. Partner someone in a dance today and you'll feel fantastic for at least a week. After that you'll remember that your partner was actually the dance teacher and she told you you smelled like garlic.

Something of a chain reaction will occur this week when each person you tell "I love you!" starts thinking that you've lost it and therefore stop thinking of you in the same way.

Cancer horoscope

Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against the norm. You will find a butterfly......

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