Romantic Aquarius love horoscope


Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

Robots tend to have more luck than you at finding love. This week will see no alteration of that sad fact, however, it is possible that a robot may fall in love with you.

A special someone will furnish you with a gift today. All signs point to it being a single shoe, possibly a brogue. Partner someone in a dance today and you'll feel fantastic for at least a week. After that you'll remember that your partner was actually the dance teacher and she told you you smelled like garlic.

Something of a chain reaction will occur this week when each person you tell "I love you!" starts thinking that you've lost it and therefore stop thinking of you in the same way.

Given Time, by Paul London

Funny stuff

Get our funny weekly newsletters straight to your inbox
Subscribe to funny newsletter
or Find out more first

Consider checking us out and following us on social media:

Cancer horoscope

Gloomy times lay ahead. Don't be embarrassed by your actions today, embrace your flamboyant side. Grey is definitely......

Full horoscope
Write and publish your own funny stories
Free sign up / Login
Funny newsletter Funny RSS feed