Romantic Aquarius love horoscope

Aquarius

Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

Winners don't forget to seek solace in the bosom of a loved one. If your loved one has a particularly ample bosom, be aware that there might be others already in there. Help the small ones.

Love is such a simple thing, especially when you're involved. So how about taking a break from getting involved and trying a hands-off experience for a while.

This year looks like it's going to be a great one. Full of vigorous situations, sweaty encounters and dry, sweet smelling stop-overs in arctic bunkers. This horoscope may not apply to all of you.

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