Aquarius-Profile

Aquarius

Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

Aquarians are one of the most liberated zodiac signs, as you might imagine. With their hearts free of fear and anxiety, they can instead fill them with love, desire and a need to replace their furniture every 6 to 8 months.

The other stark thing about the Aquarian is that they share many characteristics with Giraffes - long necks, a predeliction for grazing and a haughty look when you try to shoo them away from eating the leaves on your tallest trees.

Aquarians require love and devotion and will grow sulky and moping if not centre of attention. The best way to keep an Aquarian happy is to walk around with a flag that says "You're No. 1!" or "I can't believe my luck that I'm with you!". Aquarians will demand answers from you for questions that are designed to catch you out. The ubiquitous "Do I look fat in this?" or "Is he/she prettier than me?", for example - questions designed to make you feel like you're falling from a long height.


Given Time, by Paul London

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