Romantic Gemini love horoscope

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Fire, brimstone and the devil's genitals - none of these will get in your way as you chase your way through beelzebub's lair in order to land yourself the prize catch you aim for. One of the problems with getting your own way with love is that sometimes you have to be a bit evil. Thing is - you're a natural, that's all.

This is a test horoscope. You should never receive this unless for some reason you are at odds with the Stars. Are you at odds?

Gold, Silver, Jewels. They're all smashing but ruddy expensive. You might want to lower your expectations if the stars are informing correctly. Indeed, you'll be lucky to get a plastic spoon as a gift than any of the above.

Aquarius horoscope

Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Don't trust little birdies, they're renounded liars....

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