Romantic Gemini love horoscope

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Fire, brimstone and the devil's genitals - none of these will get in your way as you chase your way through beelzebub's lair in order to land yourself the prize catch you aim for. One of the problems with getting your own way with love is that sometimes you have to be a bit evil. Thing is - you're a natural, that's all.

This is a test horoscope. You should never receive this unless for some reason you are at odds with the Stars. Are you at odds?

Gold, Silver, Jewels. They're all smashing but ruddy expensive. You might want to lower your expectations if the stars are informing correctly. Indeed, you'll be lucky to get a plastic spoon as a gift than any of the above.

Sagittarius horoscope

Damaging words reach your ears after a disagreement over a neighbour's pets. Damaging "poo" will be flung back across......

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