Romantic Gemini love horoscope

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Naturally your instinct will be to find love in places where people are either inebriated or are known to be easy. However, many find that a library or inside the foyer of council offices is also a good place to pick up totty.

Cooking dinner for a special someone will help garner their trust and you can take advantage of them. Your favourite phrase today will be "I'll do it!" and "Wow, I've never seen...well, anything like... Wow!"

Chin up, best foot forward,

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