Romantic Pisces love horoscope

The start of this week will turn out almost exactly as you imagined. However, later this week some startling things are going to occur that will shake the very foundation of the knowledge that you will, forever, be alone. Because you won't, you see? Yay for you!

Something happens today that will make you sit up and believe that you are here for a purpose. Then a swift rejection will make you crash to the ground quicker than you could ever hope to regain your confidence again.

Timid creatures are often those to find first love. Be less brash, learn to control your flailing arms, and do try to fart less.

Falling in love is an absolute blessing and will fill your life with sugar plums, fairies and pretty flowers.