Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

Pisces are to astrology what the Vulcans are to Star Trek. They are the peacekeepers, devoid of any true spirit, and least likely to form meaningful relationships. OK, Pisceans aren't all that bad, but they do tend to be the more mellow kind of people.

Ask a Piscean to pick you up from the floor after a stumble and you'll not only get the helping hand you desire, but a firm friend for life (unless you can confuse him/her by saying you don't believe in Pi - that always foxes them!). A piscaen is always ready with a friendly suggestion or apothegm, depending on the mood and is one of the more benign star-signs whilst driving.

Pisces is also one of the cleverer star signs, usually revelling in mathematics or logic. T-Shirt-Statistics.com has revealed to us that 100% of all T-Shirt sales with the logo "There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary, and those that don't" have all come from Pisceans.

We would all do well to behave like a Piscean every so often - the world would be a gentler place.

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