Romantic Sagittarius love horoscope

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

Love comes in all shapes and sizes. By the time you came to yours, all the good shapes and sizes will have gone. Hat buying could serve you well today as a potential relationship sparks up in a hat shop. Specifically, you'll be looking at hats. Your potential partner may be looking at gloves. You may discuss why a hat shop sells gloves.


You may find love in unexpected places, however, it is equally likely that you'll find love on ebay, for sale at low, low prices.

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