Romantic Sagittarius love horoscope

Tenderness ought to be tried whenever possible. Always slapping the ass of your lover during love-making will not always be a turn on. Especially during or after 'piles' problems.

Love is like a big joke where the punchline doesn't make any sense. Because even after your friends explain it to you it still won't make any sense. But it'll happen and it'll make you feel pretty good about yourself.

The future will find you in good spirits. In the midst of these good spirits you may meet someone that you are immediately fond of. Due to this your good spirits will wax and wane terribly over the coming years.

Only love can break your heart...but trans-fatty acids will also have a damn good try.