Romantic Libra love horoscope

Heaven knows what kinds of things are going to happen you today. All I'm able to tell you is that it's going to be hectic and possibly traumatic. It's hard though because that could just be what's on television, and not what's going to happen to you. It's a hard life being an astrologer and trying to see exactly what's going to happen to YOU. Specifically You. Sorry.

You may find love in unexpected places, however, it is equally likely that you'll find love on ebay, for sale at low, low prices.

Testing times will appear over the next week to have destroyed any hope you had with a particular someone. If those testing times are actually "exams" and the particular someone is a pupil of yours who now hates you for setting ridiculously hard questions, this is almost certainly for the best. Age of consent is all well and good but you have to consider whether these legal teens have angry parents and even angrier dogs/lawyers. It is entirely possible that this horoscope will have nothing to do with you and the testing times could more literally be interpreted as times that will test your patience. We apologise for any inconvenience.