Romantic Libra love horoscope

This is a test horoscope. You should never receive this unless for some reason you are at odds with the Stars. Are you at odds? Terrible consequences will occur when you fall out with someone today. Make sure you avoid that situation by giving in immediately and giving them whatever they want regardless of practicality or whether it's physically possible.

You may find love in unexpected places, however, it is equally likely that you'll find love on ebay, for sale at low, low prices.

Three times a lady is a hell of a lot of lady, you might think. But later on this week you might thinking "Well, now that just seems like a fairly standard amount of lady". And if you think that, well then I will have done my job.