Romantic Libra love horoscope

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

A horoscope will affect your decisions today as love will strike on your heart and make you ask someone out, someone you would never previously have had the heart do ask out. They'll still deny you your wishes but they may have an ugly step-brother who they reckon needs a "good seeing to".

Crazy people have been known to fantasize about people out of their league before committing heinous acts. Make sure that if you're going to fantasize that it's about someone who is as desperate as you before committing those heinous acts.

True Love is only ever one step away. But then so is it's ever present bosom-buddies, Abject Failure and Humiliation. You may start to wonder this week why True Love chooses to keep such rotten company.

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