VirgoBirth date: 23 August - 22 September
The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
Rumour has it that hotdogs might be 90% snout. But you, sir, are 100% arse. If you feel ill a visit to the doctor could be in store. All your problems cannot be solved by putting them in one basket full of eggs.
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