VirgoBirth date: 23 August - 22 September
The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
You will get an important phone call today, but you won't be able to find a pen to write down the message. Any joke you have to seriously think about today is not worth 'getting'.
Try not to get the wrong end of the stick today, especially the pointy end.
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