Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

Holiday, it would be so nice...to be on holiday. So why not go for it? The day is as long as the night. To the rest of the world, you are like brine shrimp. Fun, but ultimately useless and short lived.

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