Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

You're a mug. You always have been and you always will be. Change, and your friends will stop liking you as much. Painting the inside of your mouth is probably not a good way to change who you are on the inside. Although, you would be successful in your aims.

Next time you walk past a 'Hogs Head' pub, go inside and order a drink. Great things will happen there. (This horoscope is not affiliate with any 'Hogs Head' drinking establishment.)

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