Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

When "taking out the trash" remember that blood stains don't easily wash out of white shirts. Hit it all you want, but the lift will take as long as it will take no matter how forcefully you press the button.

Beware of people offering free screensavers.

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