Virgo
Birth date: 23 August - 22 SeptemberThe following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
You're single. So what are you doing reading this when you could be out there having fun? Go let your hair down. I'll always be indebted to you for reading this horoscope, I hope you know that. Going to visit a particular website and clicking on an advert you see, may help pay for future emails you receive. ;)
Fly in the face of conventional wisdom and wear a policeman's helmet, sellotaped over your genitals.
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