VirgoBirth date: 23 August - 22 September
The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
Your ideals are starting to shape the way you're living, so congratulations. Sandwiches often seem harmless until they force their way into your stomach and start screaming and banging.
A lot of your work will be undone today as someone evil and vicious sets about making your life less nice.
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