Virgo
Birth date: 23 August - 22 SeptemberThe following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
Sing a song inside and to hell with the dark clouds that await you. Correlating facts is an awesome responsibility. Are you sure you're up to it? The randomness of the universe may affect you today as you search for meaning in a cornflake that looks like your nose.
Gibberish may possibly occur to you at some point during the next 12 days as you attempt to do something new, or possibly old.
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