Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Virgo

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

Any dreams you have been granted recently will turn out to be hollow and easily shattered. This week will go well, except for the bits that don't. And not only will those bits go badly, but they'll go BADLY.

Banking on anyone this week? Don't let them let you down like they did me. I'm still picking up the pieces of a tattered life.

Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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