Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

Mythology states that all kinds of crazy crap happened. You believe that, don't you? That's why your here. Please pay at the exit. The end is more like the beginning than you'd think.

Homeopathic treatments are not generally carried out by psychopathic people. I'm not entirely sure you know that the 'pathic' part of those two words doesn't mean that they're related.

Money is literally no object for you this week as you lose all your money.

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