Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Virgo

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

Magi cannot be expected to turn up at your convenience. However, they will usually leave a calling card asking you to re-arrange a visit. Prognostication is not a good word when you are guessing the colour of a lady's real hair colour.

All of your aims are achievable, although many of them would involve bionic implants and a lot of theft.

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