VirgoBirth date: 23 August - 22 September
The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
Any advice given to you today will seem like poppycock, and it probably is. The music you have been listening to has been tainted by the devil. The cigarette burn mark on your arm may fade over the coming days and will be replaced by a tattoo of a young lady swathed in roses.
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