Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Virgo

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

The partner of your dreams will realise you are unworthy of attention, today. Stock up on junk food and alcohol. Going "wild" does not necessarily mean that you have to remove all your clothing.

Gifts can be given and received at the same time, but fights can start over the simplest of things.

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