Virgo
Birth date: 23 August - 22 SeptemberThe following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
Your ability to think up lies on the spot may be challenged this week. Don't be afraid to run really fast - problems will catch up, but at least you've given yourself a few minutes to think up some bullshit explanation.
Your lucky goat name for today is: Penelope.
Heavy drinking can lead to a certain number of social problems.
Ensure your blood stays within your system today by not venturing further than your refridgerator.
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