Virgo
Birth date: 23 August - 22 SeptemberThe following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
Many things that people say over the coming days will appear nonsensical, but may start to make sense towards the end of the week. Bovine tendencies may start to come out today as you....MOOOOOO!!! Excuse me.
You're not jinxed so staying in bed all day is not going to work.
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