VirgoBirth date: 23 August - 22 September
The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
All the advice I could share with you would blow your mind and leave nothing to the imagination. When Elvis sang, it's like he was thinking of you. Oh yes, especially when he does those "groin dips".
You should buy some new electronics.
Your "rustic charms" are not an excuse for being smelly and dirty.
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