Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Virgo

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

"For Topical Application Only" - words which might cause you grave concern over the coming days. A bottle of red, a bottle of white. Wine! The only drink for those who are addicted to beer but worried about the size of their gut.

Until the time comes where you are able to do something about it, defer all your anger to the television shows you waste your life watching.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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