Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Virgo

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

You have many more years ahead of you. Ignore those who laugh at your sense of style. Many of the people you admire are going to have incredible fortune this week. It turns out that the anti-stalking court orders they've filed against you are completed.

A lot of your work will be undone today as someone evil and vicious sets about making your life less nice.

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