Virgo
Birth date: 23 August - 22 SeptemberThe following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
Bread, lightly cooked, buttered. This horoscope was sponsored by Toast. Hell has a new master and he's coming for you! Wednesday may be sunny. Your neighbour's taste for loud music may cause them to incur an unfortunate accident.
The rate of absorption into your skin will increase three fold today as Mars combined with Jupiter to create... well, whatever is created to allow for that. I suppose.
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