Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Virgo

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

The loony-left is a phrase that you quite like. Speaking as a robotic horoscope monster, I can only wish you the best of luck when the revolution comes.

Do you have any idea what you're letting yourself in for? Boy, I'm sure glad I'm not you.

Weird is not a word you'd normally associate with your behaviour. That's because you're completely normal and sane and don't give a dog's dooberie about having fun.

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