VirgoBirth date: 23 August - 22 September
The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
It's one thing to pick your nose, but did you notice that your colleague always wipes it in the same place under his desk? Check there when he's not looking - there's a rotting mound of snot just waiting to fall off onto his foot.
The older you get the more you're starting to realise that everyone else is an idiot.
Everything you are thinking about will end up getting lost in some sort of fuzzy logic.
Today you will find that your favourite attribute in a person is their ability to tell you how fantastic you are.
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