Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Virgo

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

The loony-left is a phrase that you quite like. Your nature may give you a day off this week as you brutally attack the guy who's been purposefully pissing you off for the last year.

Any joke you have to seriously think about today is not worth 'getting'.

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