Virgo
Birth date: 23 August - 22 SeptemberThe following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
Opening the window in your bedroom will be like opening your bowel, today. Seek advice from someone older today in order to avoid making a fool of yourself.
The scars left on your knee are there for everyone to see.
Homeless people may wander up to you today and offer to buy the magazine you're holding.
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