Your free, funny Virgo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Virgo

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.

This horoscope may destruct in 10 seconds. See how clever you can be today by attempting to count your lose change inside your pocket WITHOUT taking your hand or the money out.

When asked to perform in a successful jazz band, consider all your options before accepting.

Time is on your side, feel free to mix-it-up a little.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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