VirgoBirth date: 23 August - 22 September
The following is your Virgo horoscope for today and is filled with love, and we wish you only great things.
Your aim to drink 10-15 litres of water today may come crashing down on you when you're stuck in traffic later this week. To make yourself feel beautiful, hug a tree, kiss a baby, read a classic, and then take a long train journey. After that, you'll still be an ugly bugger, but you'll be so tired you won't even care.
Silver foil can make a good hat, it's true. However, it can also be used as a sheathe should you find yourself lucky one lunchtime. Discarded sandwiches may prove lucky for any local tramps.
Today is another day, and all can be well both here and in Denmark.
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