Romantic Scorpio love horoscope

Scorpio

Birth date: 24 October - 21 November

News will come from a former colleague that for years you have both been in love with each other. This will be a surprise for you because you've always thought your colleague was a smelly baboon.


Deft swift strokes of the hand when writing may be the turn-on that a work-chum needs to show their true feelings for you. However, that love may vanish when they realise that the letter is a final written warning and a suggestion that they clear out their desks before security arrive.

Only love can break your heart...but trans-fatty acids will also have a damn good try.

Given Time, by Paul London

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