Romantic Scorpio love horoscope

Scorpio

Birth date: 24 October - 21 November

Putty may be an important object for you today, as will a ball of string and a small ball-peen hammer. Naturally your instinct will be to find love in places where people are either inebriated or are known to be easy. However, many find that a library or inside the foyer of council offices is also a good place to pick up totty.

A financial pressure will exert itself this week and cause problems with your love life. The trip abroad you had promised yourself will have to go onto the back-burner as you try to resolve how your lover managed to spend $3,500 shopping on the internet.

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....

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