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06:00 |
Wake up losers
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06:00AM to 09:30AM.
Insulting breakfast show that tells the viewer to wake up and smell the coffee.
Jet fuel can't melt steal beams
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09:30 |
We analyse our cookery
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Food / drink show |
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09:30AM to 10:30AM.
Panel show discussing the latest television cookery programmes; analysis and stats.
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10:30 |
Cooking unusual meats from around the world
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Food / drink show |
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10:30AM to 11:00AM.
Cookery show showcasing the unusual meats of the world. Each episode welcomes a special star guest who will cook a mystery meat with host Larry Ballstein, before trailing around downtown New York to find willing triallists.
Contains scenes of butchery and finger sniffing.
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11:00 |
The Good Loaf
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Food / drink show |
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11:00AM to 12:00PM.
Bakery show presented by outlandish and outrageous naked ladyboy duo Mary and Wanda.
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12:00 |
News in the Afternoon
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12:00PM to 12:30PM.
Straight talking news show that doesn't shy away from showing you beheading videos.
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12:30 |
I literally died laughing
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Reality show |
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12:30PM to 13:30PM.
We take twenty normal people, and every time they misuse the word "literally", we make sure we literally ensure that thing happens to them. The winner is the first one who cottons onto what's happening.
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13:30 |
Robot cricket
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Sport |
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13:30PM to 16:30PM.
Seventeen week robot test matches brought to you by Rawcroft Beer - because when you're thirsty you might as well drink our fizzy urine.
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16:30 |
Kiss my egg
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Sport |
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16:30PM to 17:00PM.
Downhill cart racing, sponsored by Jazzsaw Electrics - the only power tool manufacturer to fit an MP3 player into the handle of every tool.
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17:00 |
News in the Evening
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News / political programme |
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17:00PM to 17:30PM.
Hope you're back from your day job, because this is what we feed you when you're too tired to move or find the remote control.
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17:30 |
News close to you
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News / political programme |
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17:30PM to 18:00PM.
A summary of all the regional drama that happened outisde the shopping centre near where you live.
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18:00 |
Bad experiences
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Crime / Murder mystery Series |
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18:00PM to 19:00PM.
Horny detective Abel Frey takes his hapless sidekick on a number of terrible adventures.
Episode details:
Season 1, Ep. 1: Everything seems to change with someone sickening. It's time for Armand to tell the truth about Vicente. When someone is caught changing sex, who knows what will happen next?
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19:00 |
I shot the sheriff... but only because he was a zombie
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Crime / Murder mystery Series |
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19:00PM to 20:00PM. Sorry, this programme is not available to record for really quite spurious reasons that nobody here can remember
Zombie serial, starring Charles Duffy as Franklin.
Episode details:
Season 1, Ep. 1: As the proverb states: a spark can start a great fire. Nobody knows, and nobody cares. No-one is sure Richard is even serious. Danger never felt so real.
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20:00 |
Spiderotica
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Reality show |
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20:00PM to 21:00PM.
An inside look at the new adult entertainment industry that is fast becoming one of the most lucrative online businesses.
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21:00 |
Surely it's too late for news?!
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News / political programme |
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21:00PM to 21:30PM.
It's never too late. Even though you've been following all the news throughout the day on your smartphone.
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21:30 |
He crawled up my hole; I crawled up his
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Musical Film |
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21:30PM to 23:30PM.
Gay musical about a man who falls in love with a cockroach, only for them to later swap species.
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23:30 |
Blow me and I'll blow you away
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Action Film |
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23:30PM to 01:00AM.
Action thriller in which our hero impregnates women he's that minute just saved, before realising they are actually his enemy and dispatching them with corking one-liners.
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01:00 |
It won't fit, it's too big!
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Comedy Film |
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01:00AM to 02:00AM.
Black short comedy about a man whose schlong is too large for his dwarf partner.
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