Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep

Tomorrow's weather report

19th August 2019

Wholly unsuitable in every way with some sunshine in the northeast. Isolated showers elsewhere. For those looking to go out and about later on in the day, the likely trend shows that things start to brighten up. Chubby rain will affect southern areas but there will also be scattered showers or some sunshine, and any winds will increase.

The likely trend for,or within, some period between now and the distant future suggests it has a 90-95% chance of being on a par with that time you really enjoyed yourself for the night, with the night deteriorating towards windy. Sleet May appear today, and possibly inside as well as out.

If there are any plumbers in your area, we suggest that you put their numbers into speed dial.

This week's silly weather forecast

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
45°c
113°F
Mon
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
35°c
95°F
Tue
Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
20°c
68°F
Wed
Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds
-3°c
26.6°F
Thu
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
-11°c
12.2°F
Fri
Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds
19°c
66.2°F
Sat
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
24°c
75.2°F
Sun



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

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