Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Tomorrow's weather report

4th April 2020

Some sunshine will affect southeastern areas but there will also be unseasonable climate or damp patches, and any snowfall will stabilise. For those looking to go out and about later on in the day, the foggy clouds of unpredictability foregoes the likely scenario that the weather remains sensible. Hailstorms along with horrendous winds will arrive into the southwest during the rest of the week, edging into eastern fringes by,or within, some period between now and the distant future. Determining whether the car needs washing May affect your chances of snowfall today, as will the possiblity of your barbequeing.

It's not that weather is tied into fate, or the world of irony, but rather that the collective perspiration of everyone concerned with their car-washing or barbeque being affected by the weather, actually affects the weather. It must be true because I read it on the internet somewhere. Here, in fact.

Right now.