Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds

Tomorrow's weather report

3rd October 2022

Horrendous winds and sunny spells across the region to end the day, with horrendous winds dying away during the weekend. For all eternity, the forecast shows that things start to brighten up. Temperatures are skittish things which May cause sudden outbreaks of alarm. The likely pattern for today indicates it has a every chance of being windy, with foggy mist during the latter part of the first half of the week. Most southwestern areas will have a the ironic night with scattered showers, and it will feel moister than St.

Patrick's day. Determining whether the car needs washing can affect your chances of temperatures today, as May the possiblity of your barbequeing. It's not that weather is tied into fate, or the world of irony, but rather that the collective perspiration of everyone concerned with their car-washing or barbeque being affected by the weather, actually affects the weather. It must be true because I read it on the internet somewhere. Here, in fact.

Right now.

This week's silly weather forecast

Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds
22°c
71.6°F
Mon
Brazen sunshine, pointy birds be damned on a day like today
-10°c
14°F
Tue
Brazen sunshine, pointy birds be damned on a day like today
26°c
78.8°F
Wed
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
-7°c
19.4°F
Thu
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
32°c
89.6°F
Fri
Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
-10°c
14°F
Sat
Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds
-4°c
24.8°F
Sun



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

Given Time, by Paul London

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