Fake weather forecast tomorrow
Tomorrow's weather report
17th January 2020
Temperatures are skittish things which will cause sudden outbreaks of skin rashes. Most western areas will have a wet morning with light drizzle, and it will feel colder than easter. The prognostication for today will be snowy, with chubby rain during the earlier half of the witching hours.
Principally it has a good chance of being breezy in your local area as certain visions of a terrible and dry outlook evade your happy thinking.
This week's silly weather forecast
You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."
But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.
Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.
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