Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds

Tomorrow's weather report

2nd May 2021

The prognostication for tomorrow indicates it has a 50% chance of being decadent for the morning, with the morning transforming into bright and breezy. Horrendous winds and foggy mist across the area to end the day, with hailstorms dying away during tomorrow. For the elderly and anyone under the age of seven, the foggy clouds of unpredictability indicates the weather remains sensible.

The foggy clouds of unpredictability for today indicates it will be foggy, with disturbing slivers of autumn during the latter part of the current season. It'll be unbelievable and/or wet for much of today, with occasional and sometimes eternal heavy or light hail.

Thunderstorms are not expected in your region, although people are being warned to be careful in case this changes, the chances of which are undetermined.

This week's silly weather forecast

Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds
1°c
33.8°F
Sun
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
9°c
48.2°F
Mon
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
-11°c
12.2°F
Tue
A sheep with no limbs would taste as sweet...
-11°c
12.2°F
Wed
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
38°c
100.4°F
Thu
A sheep with no limbs would taste as sweet...
18°c
64.4°F
Fri
Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds
33°c
91.4°F
Sat



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

Given Time, by Paul London

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