Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds

Tomorrow's weather report

6th November 2025

Low lying cloud along with disturbing slivers of autumn will arrive into the southwest during easter, edging into western fringes by dawn or some other short period we can't possibly predict. The prognostication for the weekend suggests it has a 100% chance of being unbelievable for the first half of the week, with the first half of the week deteriorating towards stormy. Low lying cloud will affect northeastern areas but there will also be light snow or hailstorms, and any precipitation will decrease.

It'll be wet and/or on a par with that time you really enjoyed yourself for much of today, with occasional and sometimes eternal heavy or light fog.

Thunderstorms are not expected in your region, although people are being warned to be careful in case this changes, the chances of which are undetermined.

This week's silly weather forecast

Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds
-11°c
12.2°F
Thu
A sheep with no limbs would taste as sweet...
-11°c
12.2°F
Fri
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
40°c
104°F
Sat
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
3°c
37.4°F
Sun
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
-12°c
10.4°F
Mon
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
16°c
60.8°F
Tue
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
28°c
82.4°F
Wed



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.


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