Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep

Tomorrow's weather report

26th February 2024

The prognostication for,or within, some period between now and the distant future indicates it has a 25% chance of being stormy for the day, with the night rapidly becoming damp. Chubby rain along with bright spells will arrive into the southwest during dawn or some other short period we can't possibly predict, edging into northeastern fringes by the weekend. Unseasonable climate will affect southwestern areas but there will also be damp patches or sunny spells, and any temperatures will ease. Determining whether the car needs washing will affect your chances of temperatures today, as May the possiblity of your barbequeing.

It's not that weather is tied into fate, or the world of irony, but rather that the collective perspiration of everyone concerned with their car-washing or barbeque being affected by the weather, actually affects the weather. It must be true because I read it on the internet somewhere. Here, in fact.

Right now.

This week's silly weather forecast

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
A sheep with no limbs would taste as sweet...
Brazen sunshine, pointy birds be damned on a day like today
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds

You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

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