Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds

Tomorrow's weather report

13th December 2018

Hailstorms will affect northeastern areas but there will also be bright sunshine or some sunny intervals, and any temperatures will drop sharply. The outlook for the next three weeks indicates it will be unbelievable for the night, with the morning turning unbelievable. Temperatures are those things we measure in degrees, the knowledge of which which can cause sudden outbreaks of alarm.

Guarantees of weather are no guarantee of weather today, as moist air from the southeast mixes with freaky air from the east and causes clash of the titans type scenes of devastation and mayhem.

In our six o'clock check on the weather, we'll be bringing you the latest on the effect that summer sport has on the weather cycle, and its long term impact on climate change.

This week's silly weather forecast

Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
A sheep with no limbs would taste as sweet...
Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds
Brazen sunshine, pointy birds be damned on a day like today
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep

You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

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