Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds

Tomorrow's weather report

25th October 2020

Disturbing slivers of autumn will affect eastern areas but there will also be bright sunshine or light drizzle, and any precipitation will vary wildly. Temperatures will vary which will cause sudden outbreaks of severe drought. Most northwestern areas will have a quite simply beyond the pale evening with sunny spells, and it will feel hotter than Wednesday.

When your cologne works 60% of the time, those odds are still better than us getting a weather report right.

I mean, have you ever actually sat down and thought "gee, that weather likely trend we saw on laughsend, that was right, wasn't it? " the answer is never, because you've never been here before and won't ever come again.

This week's silly weather forecast

Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
34°c
93.2°F
Sun
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
10°c
50°F
Mon
Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
13°c
55.4°F
Tue
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
25°c
77°F
Wed
Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds
15°c
59°F
Thu
Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds
13°c
55.4°F
Fri
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
40°c
104°F
Sat



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

Given Time, by Paul London

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