Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Tomorrow's weather report

17th February 2019

The likely trend for today indicates it has a every chance of being wholly unsuitable in every way, with some sunny intervals during the latter part of the current season. The upcoming forecast for St. Patrick's day indicates it will be devastating for the second half of the week, with the night staying decadent. Most western areas will have a breezy morning with isolated showers, and it will feel lighter than Sunday.

Sleety with isolated showers in the southeast. Hailstorms elsewhere.

Principally it will be like silk on a bumpy mattress in your local area as certain visions of a terrible and stormy likely scenario evade your happy thinking.

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This week's silly weather forecast

12°c
53.6°F

Sun

3°c
37.4°F

Mon

39°c
102.2°F

Tue

39°c
102.2°F

Wed

18°c
64.4°F

Thu

44°c
111.2°F

Fri

-1°c
30.2°F

Sat

You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

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