Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep

Tomorrow's weather report

4th April 2020

Some sunshine will affect southeastern areas but there will also be unseasonable climate or damp patches, and any snowfall will stabilise. For those looking to go out and about later on in the day, the foggy clouds of unpredictability foregoes the likely scenario that the weather remains sensible. Hailstorms along with horrendous winds will arrive into the southwest during the rest of the week, edging into eastern fringes by,or within, some period between now and the distant future. Determining whether the car needs washing May affect your chances of snowfall today, as will the possiblity of your barbequeing.

It's not that weather is tied into fate, or the world of irony, but rather that the collective perspiration of everyone concerned with their car-washing or barbeque being affected by the weather, actually affects the weather. It must be true because I read it on the internet somewhere. Here, in fact.

Right now.

This week's silly weather forecast

Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
26°c
78.8°F
Sat
Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds
-11°c
12.2°F
Sun
Brazen sunshine, pointy birds be damned on a day like today
38°c
100.4°F
Mon
Brazen sunshine, pointy birds be damned on a day like today
34°c
93.2°F
Tue
Brazen sunshine, pointy birds be damned on a day like today
19°c
66.2°F
Wed
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
0°c
32°F
Thu
Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds
15°c
59°F
Fri



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

Given Time, by Paul London

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