Tomorrow's weather report
3rd October 2022
Horrendous winds and sunny spells across the region to end the day, with horrendous winds dying away during the weekend. For all eternity, the forecast shows that things start to brighten up. Temperatures are skittish things which May cause sudden outbreaks of alarm. The likely pattern for today indicates it has a every chance of being windy, with foggy mist during the latter part of the first half of the week. Most southwestern areas will have a the ironic night with scattered showers, and it will feel moister than St.
Patrick's day. Determining whether the car needs washing can affect your chances of temperatures today, as May the possiblity of your barbequeing. It's not that weather is tied into fate, or the world of irony, but rather that the collective perspiration of everyone concerned with their car-washing or barbeque being affected by the weather, actually affects the weather. It must be true because I read it on the internet somewhere. Here, in fact.
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