Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep

Tomorrow's weather report

13th June 2019

The upcoming forecast for the next three weeks suggests it has a every chance of being sleety for the night, with the first half of the week staying wet. Horrendous winds will affect northeastern areas but there will also be hailstorms or low lying cloud, and any snowfall will drop sharply. Fresh with low lying cloud in the northwest.

Light snow elsewhere. Sleet May appear at around noon today, and possibly inside as well as out.

If there are any plumbers in your region, we suggest that you put their numbers into speed dial.

This week's silly weather forecast

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
45°c
113°F
Thu
Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds
32°c
89.6°F
Fri
Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
38°c
100.4°F
Sat
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
29°c
84.2°F
Sun
Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
-6°c
21.2°F
Mon
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
-5°c
23°F
Tue
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
41°c
105.8°F
Wed



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

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