Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep

Tomorrow's weather report

17th February 2019

The likely trend for today indicates it has a every chance of being wholly unsuitable in every way, with some sunny intervals during the latter part of the current season. The upcoming forecast for St. Patrick's day indicates it will be devastating for the second half of the week, with the night staying decadent. Most western areas will have a breezy morning with isolated showers, and it will feel lighter than Sunday.

Sleety with isolated showers in the southeast. Hailstorms elsewhere.

Principally it will be like silk on a bumpy mattress in your local area as certain visions of a terrible and stormy likely scenario evade your happy thinking.

This week's silly weather forecast

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
12°c
53.6°F
Sun
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
3°c
37.4°F
Mon
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
39°c
102.2°F
Tue
Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
39°c
102.2°F
Wed
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
18°c
64.4°F
Thu
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
44°c
111.2°F
Fri
Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
-1°c
30.2°F
Sat



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

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