Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep

Tomorrow's weather report

16th October 2019

The future for today indicates it will be the ironic, with unseasonable climate during the current season. Isolated showers along with hailstorms will arrive into the west during Saturday, edging into southwestern fringes by the next three weeks. Temperatures can go up as well as down which can cause sudden outbreaks of ambivalence.

Most eastern areas will have a phenomenally hot afternoon with low lying cloud, and it will feel damper than Wednesday. It'll be unsettled and/or hailstormy for much of today, with occasional and sometimes eternal heavy or light snow.

Thunderstorms are not expected in your area, although people are being warned to be careful in case this changes, the chances of which are undetermined.

This week's silly weather forecast

Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
-3°c
26.6°F
Wed
A sheep with no limbs would taste as sweet...
30°c
86°F
Thu
Brazen sunshine, pointy birds be damned on a day like today
33°c
91.4°F
Fri
Sun afraid, hiding from pointy birds
28°c
82.4°F
Sat
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
15°c
59°F
Sun
Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
42°c
107.6°F
Mon
Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds
40°c
104°F
Tue



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

Given Time, by Paul London

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