Fake weather forecast tomorrow

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep

Tomorrow's weather report

21st January 2022

Most southeastern areas will have a foggy day with low lying cloud, and it will feel fresher than easter. The likely scenario for today indicates it will be sleety, with light snow during the current season. Some sunny intervals along with horrendous winds will arrive into the south during dawn or some other short period we can't possibly predict, edging into southwestern fringes by the next three weeks. Bright spells and sunny spells across the region to end the day, with light snow dying away during tomorrow. Determining whether the car needs washing May affect your chances of winds today, as can the possiblity of your barbequeing.

It's not that weather is tied into fate, or the world of irony, but rather that the collective perspiration of everyone concerned with their car-washing or barbeque being affected by the weather, actually affects the weather. It must be true because I read it on the internet somewhere. Here, in fact.

Right now.

This week's silly weather forecast

Pointy birds get reinforcements against limbless sheep
25°c
77°F
Fri
Limbless sheep retailiating against pointy birds
17°c
62.6°F
Sat
Limbless sheep being attacked by pointy birds
40°c
104°F
Sun
Pointy birds get eaten by reinforcements; still attack limbless sheep
27°c
80.6°F
Mon
Sun VERY afraid, hiding from pointy birds
22°c
71.6°F
Tue
Brazen sunshine, pointy birds be damned on a day like today
18°c
64.4°F
Wed
A sheep with no limbs would taste as sweet...
6°c
42.8°F
Thu



You know how it goes - you predict what today's weather report is going to be like and some smart-guy will come up to you and say "You're so stupid I ought to wrench your eyes out with a wrench." And when you're all out of witty replies, what can you do but say "Fair game, you got me. I'm at least half as stupid as two of you would be."

But anyway, yeah, today's weather forecast is a doddle to fake compared to tomorrow's report. But here goes anyway. Watch out, world.

Please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather.

Given Time, by Paul London

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