Satire story: City Offer Rooney 200 Grans A Week
Manchester City are poised to sign arch rivals Manchester United's want-away star Wayne Rooney with an offer the player descibes as "too good to resist, like." City owner Sheikh Mansour, who as they say is "not City Offer Rooney 200 Grans A WeekSatire aboutAries horoscope
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