Satire story: Coroner's Report: Paul The Octopus Masturbated Himself To Death
The official, sordid critique on Paul the Octopus's death was confirmed Wednesday: Death by Self-Inflicted Overstimulation of his Erogenous Zone. Dr. R. Quincy, M.E.: "Yep. That's what he did. Wouldn't you if you could?" Quincy continued, Coroner's Report: Paul The Octopus Masturbated Himself To DeathSatire aboutSagittarius horoscope
Today will be full of computer related mishaps. Hope in your heart is all well and good but you know deep down inside......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.