Satire story: Jessica Ennis Celebrates With Nude Gold Medal Photo Display
Britain's Golden girl, Jessica Ennis, celebrated her fabulous victory in last night's Heptathlon with a twenty minute naked song and dance under a hot! hot! hot! power shower! The stunningly beautiful Sheffield athlete, also famous for Jessica Ennis Celebrates With Nude Gold Medal Photo DisplaySatire aboutScorpio horoscope
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