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Top British band JLS have been holding secret singing trials with Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson. With a view to the famed lady-magnet joining the group on a permanent basis. When Simon Cowell was told Jls To Sign Robert Pattinson As Fifth Member In Peter Andre SnubSatire about

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