Satire story: John Edwards Finally Admits Paternity, But Blasts Sperm Bank For "Reckless Distribution of Assets' And Not Safeguarding His 'Deposit!'

John Edwards came out of hiding from his 28,000 square foot mansion today to finally take responsibility for fathering 'a love child' in an affair that derailed his 2008 presidential bid. While admitting that DNA conclusively John Edwards Finally Admits Paternity, But Blasts Sperm Bank For "Reckless Distribution of Assets' And Not Safeguarding His 'Deposit!'Satire about

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