Stories Archive by Month - January
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Fruitcakes Now Made With Marijuana
Philadelphia, PA - That 20-pound fruitcake you received for Christmas might not be so bad after all. Modern fruitcakes have a lot more inside them besides candied cherries and curried yak jowls. Marijuana
Rowling On Shoplifting Charge
The case against J.K.Rowling in Edinburgh's Criminal Court for shoplifting went ahead yesterday.
Woolworth's representative Lionel Peasbody gave testimony to the effect that he saw a lady wearing a long black cloak, pointed
Pork Barrel Polka
In a secret gathering held in a ballroom beneath the capitol building last night, Senator Ann Whatatush, republican from the state of Kansas was awarded a one million dollar prize, mismanaged out of the defense
Scarlett Johansson Denies That Her Husband Is Divorcing Her Because of Sandra Bullock
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actress and singer Scarlett Johansson has stated that the worst Christmas present she has ever received is her husband Ryan Reynolds presenting her with divorce papers on December 23, 2010.
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Jet's Ryan Enters Rehab For Sole Food Addiction; Can't Shake Insatiable Desire For "Pigs Feet!"
The NY Jets continue to 'step in it' with the latest foot related incident involving Corpulent Coach Rex Ryan as he enters rehab to try to cure his recently exposed "Foot Fetish" after
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Despicable Bastard Admits To Chess Board Cheat Scam
Absolutely unrenowned Spoof patheticist, Skoob1999 tonight, on the anniversary of the birth of baby Jesus, finally came clean, and admitted to the world, that he isn't the Mister Nice Guy person as popularly perceived, an
Ground-breaking Lawsuit Throws Light On Arab-israeli Conflict.
Jerusalem: The case has just ended between Mustaffa Nada and his wife of fifteen years Ruth. It is the first case of its kind ever in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter. Plaintiff had
Santa Claus Gives Crystal Harris Husband Hugh Hefner For Christmas
Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Grotto, Stat! In a remake of the Anna Nicole Smith story directed by Frank Capra, also the director of "You Can't Take it
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