Stories Archive by Month - January

Following numerous news reports of fighting during National Football League playoff parties, the Food and Drug Association has determined that the source of most man-on-man violence originated over individual hoarding of potato chip dip. Not yet

In a shock today, millions of Americans that tried to pretend they were English were found out as fakes in two seconds by the few Britons that bother to write for this website, especially when

Tucked in between page 12,095 and page 13,734 of the Economic Stimulus Plan, also known as the Something For Just About Everyone Plan, is a bill to offer a 'bailout' for the HMS Titanic passenger

David Dowling, of 69 Oral Sex Street, Burnley, has described in graphic detail how he passed an enormous, wet turd through his arse last Sunday night. "I had been out socialising with my Socialist friends at

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ex-Playboy Playmate Heidi Montag has just been named the winner of the title of America's Number One Plastic Playmate. The yearly title is bestowed on the celebrity female who has had the most

Another hectic day in the steaming, stinking metropolis of Bangkok, and nowhere in the metropolis is it more steamy and stinky than at the Bangkok Zoo, from where our intrepid reporter Donkey Wooms brings you

Dave Ross who has been studying crimes for years is totally pissed off with our stupid laws which are so much in favour of the criminals as opposed to the rights of innocent victims and

The news spread like wild fire after South Korea ordered it's people to "Make Babies!" Sex-mad tourists visiting Bangkok, Ibiza, Poland, Las Vegas, and Bognor Regis are applying for entry visas to help the South Koreans