Stories Archive by Month - January

Last year in Australia Serena Williams got all mens (non-gay) hearts racing by flashing her very muscular buttocks underneath her flesh-coloured panties. In fact Jaggedone reported on this "flashy" story, which caused over 80's male tennis

LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) Dummy me. My hypothyroidism is so bad, I forgot that since February is the next major trading spot month, the futures market and spot month tend to converge.

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Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour announced today that he has bought Manchester United from the Glaziers. For many months the Manchester United supporters have been wearing green scarves to complain about the Glaziers takeover involving their

LAS VEGAS - Karl Rove, here's a good plan: lure Congressman Dean Heller into an airport bathroom and try to get him to assume a wide stance so that Sue Lowden can wipe the floor

LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) This guy means it. I humbly ask the Senator and all of his staff to read all of the previous UCS posts (a few are satire, which one should

Ashen faced teenager Justin Bieber produced Selena Gomez's 'lost' purity ring last night after confessing to snapping her nude photograph. "Yes, it was me", sobbed Justin. "And I'm not proud of what I've done.

Struggling to bring order to what has been described by political analysts and local reporters to be a "civil war torn country", Tunisian officials still loyal to deposed president Zine al-Abinidine Ben Ali, have now