Stories Archive by Month - March
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Bush Sends Additional 21,000 Agents To Bust Up Illegal Betting Pools
In an attempt to contain what experts call a raging epidemic...
Rolf Harris To Unveil Topless Pope Portrait
Sydney - (Ass Press): Australian entertainer and royal portrait artist Rolf Harris is to unveil his latest celebrity painting of the topless reclining figure of Pope Joseph Ratzinger relaxing in the Vatican's private hot tub.
Illegal Fireworks Council Unveils Final Four Specials
The lobby group for the illegal fireworks industry, the Illegal Fireworks Council, held a press conference and demonstration behind an abandoned silo in western Kansas of this year's products specially designed for the NCAA Tourney.
Guess How Long This Marriage Will Last?
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses To Planning Pearl Harbor Attack, Crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Mt. Vesuvius Eruption.
Al Qaeda's Number Three terror chief, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, in addition to admitting planning the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, the murder of journalist Daniel Pearl, the 9/11 attacks,
Area Man Doubles Car Value By Using Premium Gasoline
Seattle 3/12 - Local pizza delivery driver Trent Jones doubled the value of his 1988 Yugo when, through a mistake at the pump, he used premium gasoline to fill the tank.
Outrageous New Fashion: Live Cat Fur Jackets!
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Average Global Temperature, Skin Area, Still Climbing
(2007-03-17) -- Just days after global climatologists announced that this winter has been the warmest on record based on the average surface temperature around the world, a report released today by global dermatologists further alarmed
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