Stories Archive by Month - March
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Great White Sharks Ride Tsunami Up Colorado River; Eat 14 Illegals Outside of Yuma!
The Tsunami that hit California brought with it several unintended consequences as Marine Border Patrol reports are coming in of Great White Sharks having surfed their way up the Colorado River snacking on several illegal
Manchester United's Chicharito Goes Fishing Up In Wales And Returns With A 70-pound Goldfish
MANCHESTER - It has not been a good week for the Red Devils of Manchester United as Sir Alex Ferguson's team lost to rivals Chelsea and Liverpool.
The team from Manchester managed to score only one
Sports Interaction Now Offering Live Betting
Sports Interaction has announced that it is offering live betting, ie, beyond calling the winner and the point spread, you can place numerous wagers on the action in various sports (NBA, NCAAB, NHL, MLB, NFL,
Lennon Triggers Earthquake
An earthquake measuring 5.5 on the Richter scale has hit the West of Scotland.
The quake is believed to have been triggered when Celtic manager Neil Lennon heard of his latest touchline ban and, in the
Derek Acorah Says He Is Not To Blame For Japanese Tsunami
Derek Acorah, the medium... ok... large, maker of money out of other people's suffering over the loss of relatives and general purveyor of total mumbo-jumbo, is in hiding after saying he is not to blame
Celebrity Apprentice: Richard Hatch Has Not Been Fired By Donald Trump - But He Is Headed To Prison (again!)
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Richard Hatch who is appearing on the television reality show Celebrity Apprentice has not been fired by Donald Trump but he has been ordered back to prison for violating the conditions
A Tremendous 8.9 Earthquake Jolts Japan - Scientist Predict The Tsunami Will Deposit South Korea On Top of North Korea
MIAMI - Scientific and oceanographic experts at the highly prestigious Moby Dick Institute For the Study of Oceanographic Graphical Occurrences are stating that the magnitude of the March 11 Japanese earthquake is so powerful that
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