Stories Archive by Month - April
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Man Opens Fire In S.C. City. "OK, Maybe I Buy Stuff There" - Cheney
BENNETTSVILLE, South Carolina — A man opened fire with an automatic weapon last weekend the downtown in this small city, named after national hypocrite, William Bennett, recently installed as Secretary of Gambling...
Eff Tom Degay (the F Is For "Free")
I know in my heart I should love all Texans, especially Texans down with Jesus. But didn't el BJ fit that bill? Nobody liked that dude -- he's the one...
Probe Into Homeland Security Press Secretary Doyle's Accused Pedophilia Widens
Washington, DC (UPSI) - After the arrest of Homeland Security Press Secretary Brian Doyle yesterday, an...
Gnome At Large Shock!
GnomeWATCH latest: Police are conducting house-to-house searches for the missing gnome
Mr. Gorbachev, Build Us This Wall!
Tempe, Arizona - Echoing late President Reagan's call to "tear down this wall," Republican candidate for Governor Don Goldwater told an enthusiastic crowd of 100 border patrol agents that Gorbachev might still have the blueprints
Jill Carroll Taken Hostage Again
BOSTON — American journalist, Jill Carroll, who was recently reassigned to the city desk of the Christian Science Monitor after returning from 82 days of captivity in Iraq, has now been kidnapped by the Board of Zoning Appeals. ..
Iraqis Released Jill Carroll Because She Wouldn't Put Out
BAGHDAD — The Iraqi captors who held hostage the 28-year old reporter for the Christian Science Monitor, Jill Carroll, said they released her because she wouldn’t put out...
First Lady Comes To The Aid of Missouri's Jim Talent
St. Louis, MO (APE) - Apparently attempting to take advantage of questionable polls showing that the First Lady is among the most popular in history, the Bush administration yesterday sent Laura...
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