Stories Archive by Month - April

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Leading Sex Therapist Offers Radical New Marxist Approach to Sexual Dysfunction!

Is sex addiction medical condition or merely a function of capitalism's economic oppression of the proletariat?

 The Sleaze
Added: 21 April 2005
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Iran Concerned That Attack Not On U.s. Agenda

TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian officials convened in Tehran today to discuss the latest developments in the U.S. aggression toward their country, sources related. "The statement that an attack on our soil is not on

 The Bentinel
Added: 21 April 2005
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How to Get Into That Little Black Dress

With the party season upon us, time once again to make sure we look our best under the mistletoe

 Wreckered
Added: 21 April 2005
Technology to Assist Ailing Pontiff

Technology to Assist Ailing Pontiff

The latest health scare of the pontiff was enough to motivate some enterprising engineers to help develop new aids to assist the Catholic leader. The pope, who has recently had a tracheotomy to assist with

 Brainsnap
Added: 21 April 2005
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"the Passion Recut" Draws Fresh Blood

Conservative Christian groups are criticizing a new version of "The Passion of the Christ" for lacking the necessary gore to effectively convert Americans to their faith. “This is not Christianity at all,� said Southern Baptist

 Brainsnap
Added: 21 April 2005
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Stallone Makes Surprise Speech At Republican Convention

Following in the footsteps of his action star colleague Arnold Shwarzenegger, Sylvester Stalone made a surprise appearance at the Republican...

 Antimatter News
Added: 21 April 2005
Bush Corrects Himself: War On Error Cannot Be Won

Bush Corrects Himself: War On Error Cannot Be Won

One day after saying the War on Terror could not be won, President Bush on Tuesday sought to calm a...

 Antimatter News
Added: 21 April 2005
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Poachers Move Into Towns

Wildlife experts warned of the increase in poachers seen on the outskirts of towns

 Wreckered
Added: 21 April 2005


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