Stories Archive by Month - May
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Geezer Sex, Viagra, And Pre-marital Sex Cause Blindness, Duh!
Unconfirmed sources report the GCMA has released a study linking certain sexual activities to blindness. The Good Christian Mothers Association report titled "The Dangers of Sex" found that many sexual
Ferry Across The Mercy
Pro-hunting campaigner Otis Ferry has been convicted of violating the Public Order Act. Seven other men were also found guilty after invading the main Commons chamber during a hunting bill debate in September last
The Irony of A Talent Show
He stood about six feet tall, towering over the sitar he was about to play
Net Cures Damp
Could the Internet be an answer to the problems of damp? If Mrs Swanson a pole dancer from Newcastle is to be believed then perhaps it is. At the ripe old age of 85 yet
Scrapbooking Popular Among Iraqi Insurgents
Unconfirmed sources report that scrapbooking has become a popular past time for members of the Iraqi insurgency. US military sources indicate that Iraqi scrapbooks have been turning up during raids
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It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......
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