Stories Archive by Month - June
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"Miley Cyrus A Promiscuous Slut" Says Katie Price
UK role model and mother of three, Katie Price, has entered the row about teenage American actress Miley Cyrus and branded her "A promiscuous slut for parading her 'Lady Treasure' in public".
The feud is sure
Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties
Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says
Calista Flockhart And Her Grandfather Marry In Secret New Mexico Ceremony
Sources report that Calista Flockhart --a woman who hasn't had a job since I paid AOL $19.95 a month for dial-up-- and a man reported to be Flockhart's 83-year old grandfather were married in a
Selena Gomez Throws Open Her Vagina On Sundays
Actress Selena Gomez has announced she's to open her Vagina all day on Sundays in response to the recent Miley Cyrus vagina-led sales drive. Staff will open up the Gomez Vagina at 9.00a.m and
Derry Faces Lawyer Famine
After 12 bountiful years of the 'Bloody Sunday' enquiry, lawyers are packing up their wigs and heading for the next 'bulge bracket' trial probably in Strasbourg - leaving Derry the poorer for it.
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Deadly Laser Toy Hits Shelves
A handheld laser likened to a Star Wars lightsabre and so powerful it can instantly blind and "set fire to skin and other body parts" can be bought online and shipped to the UK.
The device,
Bp Ceo Assures Public His Salary Will Not Be Affected By Spill
NEW ORLEANS (TheSkunk.org) -- In a television commercial to be aired later this week, BP CEO Tony Hayward reassures the American people that his corporate compensation package will not be affected "in any way" by
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