Stories Archive by Month - June

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A Thank-you Letter To Tom Cruise

A Thank-you Letter To Tom Cruise

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 The Chortler
Added: 29 June 2005
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Sociology Graduate's Plan To Ruthlessly Expose Big Brother Ruthlessly Exposed By Big Brother

Right old to do in the Big Brother house as housemate is evicted for spying

 Utterpants
Added: 29 June 2005
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My Boyfriend Doesn't Fancy Me

I've tried everything - sexy underwear, weekends away..

 Utterpants
Added: 29 June 2005
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The Latest Scoop On The Ice Cream Flavor Wars

Tired of being ignored, neglected and out-classed by more exotic alternatives, vanilla, chocolate and strawberry are determined to return to their former glory and melt the competition.

 The Spoof
Added: 29 June 2005
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Japan Sells Supersized “blue Whale Burger,” Mcdonald's To Follow

TOKYO (UPI)—In a move that has enraged environmentalists, a fast food chain in Japan has begun offering a supersized “Blue Whale Burger” even as anti-whaling nations urged Japan to cut back on its whale catch

 The Spoof
Added: 28 June 2005
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Shark Kingdom Praises Humanity For Great New Taste; Addictive New Flavors

Experts have already been puzzled as to the reason for a pronounced increase in violent shark attacks off the U.S. coasts.

 Broken Newz
Added: 28 June 2005
Western Leaders Express Concern Over New Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Western Leaders Express Concern Over New Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Iranians went to the polls and overwhelmingly elected the former hard line mayor of Tehran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The election has caused a great deal of concern among western nations,

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 28 June 2005
Scientists Create Artificial Zombie Dogs

Scientists Create Artificial Zombie Dogs

Matthew writes: Scientists have successfully created zombie dogs in the laboratory, paving the way for future zombie experimentation. Pittsburgh's Safar Center for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique that can produce a fully functioning zombie

 Slashnot
Added: 28 June 2005


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