Stories Archive by Month - June
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George Bush To Democrats: "You Cut And Run, I Declare Victory!"
Once again, Congressional Democrats have found themselves totally out of the loop when it comes to the war in Iraq. A week after being rightly labeled as cowards and...
Football Death Squads Hunt Down 'Soccer' Enthusiasts
A group of football radicals are hunting down and murdering users of the term 'soccer.'...
Flag Burning Amendment Debate Halted After Flag Spontaneously Combusts On Senate Floor
Washington, DC (Rotters) − Senate Majority leader Bill Frist was slightly injured today as an American flag spontaneously combusted behind him on the floor of the senate this morning...
U.S. Soccer Team Achieves Goal In World Cup
Stuttgart, Germany − Proving that Americans can play soccer far better than they can fight a war, the U.S. World Cup men's soccer team finalized its productive, and lucrative, first playoff round Thursday, by out-democratizing...
Blair To Get New Hellforce One
London - (Associated Mess): The UK civil aviation industry has announced that it is going to club together and buy Prime Monster Tony Blair his very own aircraft. The news comes after Cherie Blair's accountant...
Top 11 Signs You Need To Clean Your Keyboard
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Why The 'C' In Kfc No Longer Stands For Chicken
Here in Kentucky, you can smell the secret ingredients in the air; Colonel Sanders' legacy has never been stronger, even though marketing forces have caused a sideways step in the evolution of the company we...
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