Stories Archive by Month - July

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Orange County Choppers Crew Rescued From Akutan Island

Orange County Choppers Crew Rescued From Akutan Island

(Dutch Harbor , Ucs News ) The Discovery channel producer Thom Beers is reporting Paul Teutul Sr. and his sons, Paul Jr. & Mikey have been found alive with the crew

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 06 July 2007
Maxwell Smart Forgot That The Cone of Silence Doesn't Work On Diaries

Maxwell Smart Forgot That The Cone of Silence Doesn't Work On Diaries

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Maxwell Smart forgot that the Cone of Silence doesn't work on books. He wrote a diary exposing some of his most devious deeds in history, including killing Cock

 The Spoof
Added: 06 July 2007
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Fourth of July Reflections From Islamic Rage Boy(c)

Click Image To Enlarge and Read Islamic Rage Boy’s Fourth Of July Reflections…. And read about raging poseur Chuck Schumer At Grouchy Old Cripple

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Sharapova On-court Grunting 'Louder Than Orgasm'

Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): The Lawn Tennis Association has warned tennis ace Maria Sharapova that her unbridled on-court grunting, shrieking and panting is excessive after TV viewers complained that she is making more noise than

 The Spoof
Added: 06 July 2007
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Alabama Governor Riley Asks Citizens To Curse Drought

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorMontgomery, Alabama, August 2, 2007Alabama Governor Bob Riley, who led a successful if short-lived effort to alleviate Alabama\'s water shortages through a government-sponsored state-wide "Pray for Rain"

 Avantnews
Added: 06 July 2007
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Madonna Walks Down A Flight of Stairs

This story has no summary. Click the title to read the full story.

 The Chortler
Added: 06 July 2007
Witnesses Say Smoldering Terror Suspect?s Aroma Definitely ?haram?

Witnesses Say Smoldering Terror Suspect?s Aroma Definitely ?haram?

Days after the Jeep bombing at the Glasgow, Scotland airport, more details of the case are beginning to emerge and our sources tell us that the smell emitted from the foiled bomber might not

Millionaire, 75, To Wed 21 Y.o. Stripper

Millionaire, 75, To Wed 21 Y.o. Stripper

(Malibu) - In another example of older man/younger woman relationships, 75-year-old Will Grabbem, of Mailbu, California, is set to wed 21-year-old Igot Implantz, of Santa Monica, next month.

 The Spoof
Added: 06 July 2007


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