Stories Archive by Month - August

Last night was a great night for newlyweds Levi Johnson and Nadya Suleman-Johnson. After getting marry in Las Vegas early that evening they announced that Octocmon was six months pregnant and the proud father to

Cowes - (Fisting News): "It's probably one of the last ancient feudal perks that Islanders enjoy since the abolition of hanging," the Oscar winner remarked, "and undoubtedly a huge tourism draw." The British actress was speaking

A purportedly esteemed cardiologist, Dr Darrel Francis, has this week earned the nickname of Silly Sillypersonson by proposing that fast food restaurants around the country should offer drugs to diners to compensate for the risk

A prep chef at a Japanese restaurant in Iowa earned his employer a hefty fine for unsanitary kitchen practices by the Iowa Health Department when a video of him caressing, licking and French-kissing two toads

Earth, meet Asteroid 1999 RQ36! - Something that isn't quite right is going on and the American people, actually everyone on earth, need to know about it. Asteroid 1999 RQ36, which has a chance of hitting

TV show Big Brother last night announced a shockingly desperate attempt to win back viewers in its final ever series. A statement explained "We are proud to announce that a game of Russian roulette

Following a meeting between India's home secretary, all the top pooh-bahs and mucky-mucks from India's domestic security agencies and the government's Telecom babus the Indian Govt threatened today to block BlackBerry's corporate and e-mail services...

Monica Mint threw open her exclusive London store today for the start of her Summer Sale. Shoppers queued down Sloane Street and a mile along Knightsbridge in the hope of picking up an exclusive