Stories Archive by Month - August
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A Year After Katrina, George Bush Says, "It Was Bad."
(Washington, D.C.) The alleged leaked first draft of a speech to be given by President Bush on the anniversary of hurricane Katrina...
Psychiatrist Discovers Terrorist Gene
Up to 15% of Irish people have terrorist thoughts and the single most important factor associated with such thoughts is a frustrated mood, according to Professor Thick Casty, Consultant Psychiatrist at the Madder Hospital in...
Bomb Plot Police Search Chequers After Suitcase Find
Chequers, Buckinghamshire - (Associated Mess): Police from the Met's Anti-Terrorist division have extended their search for explosives to bushes planted in the Prime Minister's official country residence Chequers...
Queen Elizabeth Talks About The Girls Next Door
Oy! Oy! I just watched the season premier of Girls Next Door...
Al Qaeda Poll Shows No Iraq-Terror Link
The latest poll of al Qaeda members worldwide shows that 91 percent see no link between the global fight against Islamic terrorists and the ongoing U.S. effort to establish a free and democratic...
Dick Cheney Wins Nobel Prize:
(El-Paso,Texas) Unconfirmed sources report the US Vice President Dick Cheney will be awarded a Nobel prize. The news reached Cheney as he was delivering one of his hallmark "Democrats are..."
Superman Stunned To Be Listed On Stayclearofthesemen.com Website
He may be a super MAN, but some women don't think the Man of Steel is a super DATE. Superman was appalled to see that he was listed on StayClearOfTheseMen.com, Mary Manhater's website where women...
Retro-Nose: Top 9 Other Saddam Prison Complaints
Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein complained to the judge during the second session of his trial on Monday that he had to walk up four flights of stairs because of a broken elevator in the...
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