Stories Archive by Month - August
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Paris Hilton Cocaine Arrest Latest!
American socialite Paris Hilton has been involved in another cocaine incident in Las Vegas, with the celebrity being found to be in possession of absolutely no cocaine, police say.
Ms Hilton was arrested (stopped) by Las
Pakistan's Cricket Team 'No Balls' Bowlers To Be Castrated
BREAKING NEWS : The Pakistan Cricket team bowlers involved in the 'No balls' betting ring scam have been sentenced under the traditional Islamic law of 'an eye for an eye' to be castrated.
After hearing evidence
Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again
SANTA MONICA BEACH - Ex-con Lindsay Lohan is reportedly furious that once again she has been upstaged by that blonde, socialite, 'do nothing,' bitch, ex-con Paris Hilton (LiLo's words).
Lohan said that every time that she
Chilean Mine Drama To Become Reality TV Contest!
Chilean miners are set to become D list celebrities following news that the producers of Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here are planning to take over the rescue and turn
Putin Puts On Macho Media Roadshow Crossbow Fiasco
Russia's Prime Minister for life, Vladimir Putin has given his latest display of machismo - this time tracking endangered whales.
Speeding across rough Pacific waters with his weapon in his hand, Mr Putin managed a media
Miley Cyrus And Selena Gomez Complain About Old Ladies
Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez sat together at a news conference to state their grievances against old ladies. They argue that old ladies are always posting negative things about them on facebook and they're
Drugged Tiger Cub Rescued By Thai Police In Soft Toy Horror
Poor Little Tyke Was Bleary-eyed and Stank of Booze, says Eye Witness.
The soft toy world is reeling in shock following reports of a second scandal in three days. Earlier this week Australian police seized a
Cats Gather Outside Mary Bale House
Police in Coventry say that "thousands of cats" have started to gather outside the home of Mary Bale, the woman who was seen by billions of internet users dumping a cat in a wheelie bin
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