Stories Archive by Month - September
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"Is That A White Flag In Your Pocket Or Are... No Wait... Yeah, I Guess That Is A White Flag"
After initially standing strong with other nations by insisting that Iran stop enriching uranium as a condition for new negotiations on the Iranian nuclear program, the French slipped back into default mode this week. In...
ISS Buzz Ruined?
Outta Sight! − The Space Station crew scrambled to find the source of an odd (though not unfamiliar, apparently) odor that, according to most, was “WAY like Mary Jane.” NASA spokesperson Jamerson Johns then scrambled...
Bush And Congress Unite To Have Mexicans Help United States To Solve "Mexican Problem"
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President George W. Bush will sign the bill passed today by the U.S. Congress to build a wall along the entire U.S. and Mexico border. Support for the law was bipartisan and...
Government To Open “New Labour” Camps.
The government today announced plans for the establishment of a series of “New Labour Camps” to help the disadvantaged and the dissentious...
Bush At The UN: Mystery Democratic Theater 2006
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Parents Warned Over Extremist Behaviour By Home Secretaries
Parents are being warned to watch out for extremist behaviour by Home Secretaries. Examples such as attempts to restrict trial by jury, lock people up without trial for a few months and force every man, woman and child to have an ID card...
Homosexuals May Be Human, Say Scientists
BOSTON, MA - New evidence suggests that the differences between heterosexual and homosexual adults are much less than suspected...
9/11 Doormat - As Demonstrated By President G.W.bush
NYC, September 11, 2006 In an extraordinary sales pitch on the fifth anniversary of the terrorist attacks on New York City and the Pentagon, President George W. Bush announced the introduction of the '9/11 Doormat'...
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