Stories Archive by Month - September

Popular Republican Congressman Joe Wilson has announced that he is going on a "You Lie" tour for most of the rest of the year. Being encouraged by his home state of South Carolina, Rep. Wilson will

Imaginative fruitcake Katie Price sensationally claimed yesterday that she raped herself with her own massive electronic penis (£179.99). Last night there was feverish speculation amongst her friends about the chances of police bringing charges in...

Perpetually unshaven New York Governor David Paterson fiercely proclaimed today that he was still going to run for a full four year term as governor in 2010 despite the objections

Rapper Kanye West has revealed that his rude interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards was a publicity stunt, strategically planned to increase ratings for Mr. Leno's new weeknight talk

BALTIMORE - Dick Cheney, the man who was President George W. Bush's vice-president, well at least on paper, has entered The Mrs. Lord Baltimore Hospital where he will undergo back surgery. Cheney, who for eight years

Los Angeles-Actor Charlie Sheen stirred controversy Thursday night during an appearance on "Larry King Live". Dressed in nothing but a pair of briefs and a tin foil hat, Sheen lived up to his commitment to

Haven't thought of a reason for rejecting it that won't make them look like dicks.

A man has spoken of his relief after failing to come home to his wife last night, because he was hypnotised by famous illusionist Derren Brown. Brown is in hot water again following his Lottery illusion. He