Stories Archive by Month - October
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Hangover of The Week: Mets Win Less At Home Than Average Husband
The New York Mets did an incredible impression of the Sands Casino implosion when they blew a seven-game lead with only seventeen games left and lost the NL East division to the Philadelphia Phillies.
Cubs Collapse, Still Win
Despite losing four of their last seven games, the Chicago Cubs won the NL Central Division and have advanced to the playoffs to face the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Cristiano Ronaldo Banned From Dribbling
Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United striker, has received a ten-match ban from dribbling, to take effect immediately, the FA has announced.
Investment Group Banking On Canadian Cuisine
NEWARK, NJ -- Focus Restaurant Concepts are teaming with the high-powered investment group Franks, Wesley and Thompson to open what the Trenton-based restaurant group hopes will be the next hot trend in chain restaurants; Canadian...
Ac Milan Sell Kaka; Sign Larry King
Italian giants AC Milan have signed American TV personality Larry King from CNN in a swap deal with Brazilian superstar Kaka going the other way, The Spoof can report today.
Key To Global Cooling
Scientists at Los Alamos National Laboratory say Benjamin Franklin gave us the solution to Global Warming 225 years ago and we just didn't know it...
Speeding Ticket For Jeff Gordon
Kansas City rookie cop Jose Molina thought he had been given a defective radar gun last Sunday after the first car he pointed the device at appeared to be travelling at an astonishing 183 miles
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