Stories Archive by Month - October
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Rapture Index Spikes As Hurricanes, Bird Flu, Wild Fires, Floods, And Earth Quakes Lash The Earth
Unconfirmed sources report that the Rapture Index has reached an all time high as end of days activities rage. The Rapture index has soared to 159, peaking over the critical
Citing Rift, God Says He's No Longer On Speaking Terms With George W. Bush
Monday, October 10, 2005
In a shocking statement issued earlier today, God, the Creator of the Universe, has formally cut all diplomatic and personal ties with United
Rabbis Upset With New Madonna Song
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First American Settlers Arrive In Iraq
BAGHDAD, Iraq- The first advance groups of American settlers to Iraq arrived in Baghdad today, and were immediately transported by military convoy to the site of what will one day be their new home. The
Al Qaeda Leads Relief Effort To Quake Victims
(2005-10-11) -- Usama bin Laden, the wealthy Islamic theologian, today dispatched hundreds of trained social workers to earthquake-stricken regions in Pakistan and Kashmir, and promised to match U.S. aid contributions "dollar for dollar." The Al
Robot Car Steals M Grand Challenge Prize
Matthew writes: The M Grand Challenge prize awarded to the Stanford University for their automated VW Toureg “Stanley” (which successfully navigated the 150-mile desert test course) was stolen by H1ghlander, the #2 placed
First Lady Answers Conservatives Call For A Fight
Responding to republican conservatives call for a fight with democrat liberals over the next Supreme Court judge, First Lady Laura Bush announced today that she plans to "kick Sen. Nancy Pelosi's ass".
Travel Channel To Air "Celebrity Cribbage"
This will be so much more interesting with a celebrity nearby.
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