Stories Archive by Month - November

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Noted La Dentist Says: Angelina Jolie Has 'Bad Breasts'!

Noted La Dentist Says: Angelina Jolie Has 'Bad Breasts'!

Los Angeles, CA - A now famous 'misquoted misspelling' caused Angelina Jolie such embarrassment she missed attending the Silver Screen Awards show last month, instead, preferring to stay home and watch it on TV. The

Senator Joe Lieberman Vows To End Poverty

Senator Joe Lieberman Vows To End Poverty

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced today that he intends on ending poverty in the United States by systematically killing off poor people.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 November 2009
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'Lost Pilots Were Using Laptops' A Mile High Club Cover-up?

Minneapolis - (High In The Sky): "Had their frickin' faces where at 30,000 feet?" a Gay Mile High frequent flyer commented today amid an official Air Transportation Safety probe. The inquiry is checking claims of poor

Adam Lambert's New Album Cover Rated #1 Target At Masturbater's Anonymous Indoor Target Range!

Adam Lambert's New Album Cover Rated #1 Target At Masturbater's Anonymous Indoor Target Range!

Copies of Adam Lambert's latest album are selling like mad down at the Masturbater's Anonymous indoor target range as wankers from around the county have primed their pumps for some target-ready action! Rated the sleeziest album

 The Spoof
Added: 31 October 2009
E-e-t News: Obama Ruled American, Priests Against Health Care, Sarah Palin Won\'t Use The "R" Word

E-e-t News: Obama Ruled American, Priests Against Health Care, Sarah Palin Won\'t Use The "R" Word

(Wasilla-AK) Soon to be Playgirl pin-up and almost son-in-law to Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems intent on keeping his almost mother-in-law off balance. This week Johnston accused Palin of frequently describing

Study: Autism Causes Vaccinations

Study: Autism Causes Vaccinations

A new study conducted by the Outraged Citizens Against Scientists and Doctors (OCASD) coalition has found that there is a "clear and disturbing" trend between autism and medical vaccinations, says lead researcher Phoebe Moran.

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 30 October 2009
Hull City Manager Phil Brown To Face Fa Ban For Talking Shite

Hull City Manager Phil Brown To Face Fa Ban For Talking Shite

It's not been easy for Hull City manager Phil Brown, and things got even harder for him today after the Football Association announced it has started an investigation into Brown's after-match interviews in which he

Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy

Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy

I was driven to an event about event-driven programming...

 BBSpot
Added: 30 October 2009


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