Stories Archive by Month - November
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Pelosi Calls Talk of Bush, Cheney Pardons Premature
(2006-11-09) -- At a post-luncheon news conference outside the White House today, Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, said talk of pardoning President George Bush or Vice President Dick Cheney was "premature..."
And The (s)hits Keep On Coming
I just want to get through one day -- ONE -- without the freakin' sky falling on me. You must just eating your bleeding heart out this week. Tuesday, the...
Racist Comment Diluted By Use of Politically Correct Terminology
Austin Greggor, electrical engineer and amateur social commentator, impressed co-workers recently with his adroit use of politically appropriate lexicon that made a malignantly racist comment seem like intelligent discourse...
Labour Sperm Donors Probe: Sainsbury Quits
London - (ReUterus): That catchy company slogan 'Try something new today' echoed whistfully in his ears this morning as UK Science Minister and top Labour Party sperm donor Lord Sainsbury was booted out of office...
Mi5 Monitoring Mi5 Activity
MI5 has announced it is monitoring the notorious organisation known as MI5. 'We have over five thousand employees, and we suspect every single one of them, from outrages and sabotage, to spilling coffee on the...
Miami University Announces Changes
(Oxford, Oh) Miami University will be opening up three additional campuses in 2007, according to Dean of Student Relations, God Shamgod. 'These campuses will be relatively small, compared to the main campus,' Shamgod said. 'But...
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Britney Spears' Kids
LOS ANGELES (UPI) -- After the uproar raised over Madonna's adoption of 13-month old David from the impoverished country of Malawi, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have abandoned their plan of adopting an Indian baby...
Funny stories and jokes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina!)
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Funny stories and jokes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina!)
The Spoof
Added: 10 November 2006
Emergency Airlift of Viagra And Oysters To Stem Europe's Population Collapse
BRUSSELS -- In the wake of the crisis meeting of the European Union's Population Board, EU ministers have called on the United States to begin an emergency airlift of 'population uncontrol' measures to the European...
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