Stories Archive by Month - December

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Louisiana Announces Worst Serial Killer In State History

Houma, LA (APE) - Terrebonne Parish Sherriff Jerry Larpenter today stated that authorities there were hot on the trail of the worst serial killer in the state's history. Parish

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 12 December 2006
Frame By Frame Analysis of Restaurant Footage Reveals New Suspect In Princess Diana's Death

Frame By Frame Analysis of Restaurant Footage Reveals New Suspect In Princess Diana's Death

A detective studying frame by frame images of the late Princess Diana and Dodi Al-Fayed as they left the restaurant the night of their deaths has discovered a horrifying new twist in the case that

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 12 December 2006
Study:  Soccer Moms Really Narcissistic Junkies

Study: Soccer Moms Really Narcissistic Junkies

Any discourse on current cultural trends in the United States is incomplete without some discussion of the soccer mom. Indeed, marketers are racing to more accurately understand the psychic make-up of this highly affluent demographic

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 12 December 2006
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Faking Retardation Not A Rarity, Experts Say

It was recently discovered that Pete Costello of Tacoma, Washington has been feigning retardation for nearly twenty years while his mother collected disability benefits in his name. While this level of deceit is inconceivable to

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 12 December 2006
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Malaki 1 Slt Goes Off Without A Hitch - Finally

FORT ATTA, ILLINOIS (DAS INTERNAL WIRE) - After two scrubs and repeated hand-wrangling, the Simulated Launch Test (SLT) of the Malaki 1 space rocket went off without a hitch tonight.

 The Spoof
Added: 12 December 2006
Smoothie King Leads Bloody Revolt

Smoothie King Leads Bloody Revolt

In a shocking grab for power, the usually mild-mannered Smoothie King has led a bloody uprising against the Burger King.

 The Spoof
Added: 12 December 2006
Racing Pigs Anger Muslims

Racing Pigs Anger Muslims

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 Bongo News
Added: 12 December 2006
Giants' Coughlin Literally Blows Top of Own Skull Off

Giants' Coughlin Literally Blows Top of Own Skull Off

A week after blowing a 4th quarter lead and losing, the New York Giants lost once again, this time 23-20 to the Dallas Cowboys.

 Sportalicious!
Added: 12 December 2006


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