Stories Archive by Month - December
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Louisiana Announces Worst Serial Killer In State History
Houma, LA (APE) - Terrebonne Parish Sherriff Jerry Larpenter today stated that authorities there were hot on the trail of the worst serial killer in the state's history. Parish
Frame By Frame Analysis of Restaurant Footage Reveals New Suspect In Princess Diana's Death
A detective studying frame by frame images of the late Princess Diana and Dodi Al-Fayed as they left the restaurant the night of their deaths has discovered a horrifying new twist in the case that
Study: Soccer Moms Really Narcissistic Junkies
Any discourse on current cultural trends in the United States is incomplete without some discussion of the soccer mom. Indeed, marketers are racing to more accurately understand the psychic make-up of this highly affluent demographic
Faking Retardation Not A Rarity, Experts Say
It was recently discovered that Pete Costello of Tacoma, Washington has been feigning retardation for nearly twenty years while his mother collected disability benefits in his name. While this level of deceit is inconceivable to
Malaki 1 Slt Goes Off Without A Hitch - Finally
FORT ATTA, ILLINOIS (DAS INTERNAL WIRE) - After two scrubs and repeated hand-wrangling, the Simulated Launch Test (SLT) of the Malaki 1 space rocket went off without a hitch tonight.
Smoothie King Leads Bloody Revolt
In a shocking grab for power, the usually mild-mannered Smoothie King has led a bloody uprising against the Burger King.
Giants' Coughlin Literally Blows Top of Own Skull Off
A week after blowing a 4th quarter lead and losing, the New York Giants lost once again, this time 23-20 to the Dallas Cowboys.
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