Stories Archive by Month - December
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God To Denver And Points West: Don't Mess With My Hallowed Team
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The New Pocket Casualty Counter From The Associated Press!
Advertisement Are you freakishly obsessed with the daily casualty count in Iraq? Do you find yourself disappointed when a day or two goes by and no American soldiers die? Have you ever been at a
Israel To Dissolve In Exchange For Iran Leader Returning To His Point of Origin
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Fda Approves Eating Cloned Humans
(Washington, DC) Following up its announcement that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned animals, the FDA today announced that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned humans.
Nba Fans Demand More Brawls
The NBA has not had any brawls since the December 16 dustup in New York, and bored fans are beginning seek their thrills elsewhere. Television viewership peaked when the Nuggets and Knicks had their slugfest,
Denver To Erect Giant Umbrella Over The City
Plagued again with record snowfall Denver officials began construction of a 97 story 38 mile wide umbrella which experts believe will protect them from the snows AND make quite a good shield against the rains
Local Man Proof Reads Three To Death
A 58 Year old man has been arrested in connection to three deaths in the Dudley Area, West Midlands. The victims, Susan Baker 34, Jim Jones 25 & Kathryn Smith 50 were all found dead
Gemini horoscope
I give you permission to do what you want to, today. Time and time again you are asked to wait outside the room whilst......
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