President Bush today declared a massive fartwa on Iran and said he wouldn't hesitate to use military flatulence as he cracks down on the "asses of evil..."
Now that a second test has confirmed that his blood contained high levels of artificial testosterone, President Bush faces the possibility he could be stripped of his cherished "World's Greatest President" belt buckle...
Clarifying his politically sticky use of the term "tar baby" in a July 29 speech in Iowa, Gov. Mitt Romney said he had no idea the term was racially insensitive...
Saddam Hussein has begun another hunger strike, according to a source who said the cranky tyrant barely touched his wine-poached Tuscan salmon last night, then turned up his nose at his tiramisu cheesecake dessert...