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Forget Iran, Poland Is Next In Line For US Invasion
Iran might be on everyone's lips right now, but the experts think Poland is more likely to receive the full force of American military might in the near future...
Rumsfeld Resigns
US Secretary of Defense officially handed in his resignation today from the Pentagon's internal scrabble club, where he has been treasurer for five years...
"Get Divorced" Urges Federal Government
In a press release today, President Bush urged married Americans to get divorced in an effort to stimulate the economy. According to an Ipsos-Reid poll, a divorced couple spends five times as much money throughout...
CIA Investigates God
God, the supreme creator of the universe, was investigated by the CIA over involvement in the September 11 attacks and the devastating Hurricane Katrina, according to confidential documents leaked to Brainsnap yesterday. A former CIA...
Experts Successfully Install Windows On PC
Redmond, WA - Only days after a recent release by Apple that allows users to install Windows XP on a Mac come allegations that a hacker has successfully installed XP on PC hardware. The allegations...
Rumsfeld Quits
Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, quit the Pentagon today after a personal dispute with once close supporter, President George Bush. Rumsfeld has undergone a great deal of pressure recently, particularly from the military, over...
Bush Discovers Indian Ocean
The American President is reported to have finally discovered the existence of the Indian Ocean...
The Benefits of Doing What You Are Told
The following is an excerpt from the script for a lecture conducted by Nikolai Stephens at Oxford University (Adelaide Branch) earlier this year. We have published it for your edification...
Pisces horoscope
Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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