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Bush: Reported Iran Attack Plans 'Not Even Close'

Bush: Reported Iran Attack Plans 'Not Even Close'

WASHINGTON - President Bush today dismissed reports of U.S. plans for military action against Iran, calling them "wild speculation," and adding "they're way off, too."...

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Motivational Speaker 'Just Not Up To It Anymore'

James Michael Dodge, internationally venerated motivational speaker for business executives, has announced that he is leaving the profession. Close personal business acquaintances report Dodge has taken down his peppy yellow-on-blue motivational posters and begun the...

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Added: 17 April 2006
Life's Boring Without Michael Jackson (or A Good War)

Life's Boring Without Michael Jackson (or A Good War)

The world is an officially more boring place than it was this time last year. According to a survey of Americans conducted last week by Stanford University, 2006 is the most boring year since 1998...

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Person Eats Only Subway- Shocked To Be Still Fat

A woman has expressed shock that she remains fat after eating only Subway products for four months...

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Added: 17 April 2006
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Alton Brown In Microwave Meal Scandal

ATLANTA, GE - "I had a lapse," says Alton. Food Network viewers are in shock today amid revelations that celebrity genius Alton Brown was seen shopping for microwave meals in the Star...

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Added: 17 April 2006
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Brainsnap Apologizes For Plagiarism Scandal

The Editors at Brainsnap would like to formally apologize to Fox News for any hurt, emotional distress or injury sustained by last weeks article, What are We Waiting For? Let's Trash Iran. Comrade Byron...

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Added: 17 April 2006
What Are We Waiting For? Let's Trash Iran

What Are We Waiting For? Let's Trash Iran

Isn't it frustrating waiting for our government to act? Here we are, the biggest nuclear power on the planet (and probably the universe, for that matter), easily able to send any nation we choose...

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Added: 17 April 2006
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Rockstar Games Delays Brokeback Videogame Release

Rockstar Games today announced that the release date for their upcoming game, based on Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain franchise, has been put back for the second time. The game was originally scheduled to coincide with...

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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....

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