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Jamie Oliver Revealed As Mastermind Behind Last Night’s Gmail Outage

TV golden boy Jamie Oliver is behind bars tossing salad for real after it was revealed he and his merry band of slightly oily teenage chefs were the criminal masterminds behind last night’s Gmail outage

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Dragons? Den?s Theo Paphitis Reveals 90% Stake In Techchuff.com

TechChuff is skipping around the office dressed like a sexy chambermaid after closing a deal with serial entrepreneur Theo Paphitis which will be featured in this week’s Dragons’ Den.  The deal involves Theo investing £15 for

Spotify Fans In Uproar As Earth Continues To Turn Despite App Store Victory

Spotify Fans In Uproar As Earth Continues To Turn Despite App Store Victory

Extremely hip and ‘ja it’s just like ja so amazing’ fans of music streaming service Spotify were today devastated that Earth failed to stop spinning in light of the astounding news that their iPhone application

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Welcome Miguel Arringones To Techchuff

Regular readers will know that at TechChuff our noted simple and accessible (read: slightly spazzy) journalistic style and integrity has been upheld by the fact we only have 1 staff writer and he is actually

?apparently This Food Won?t Just Photograph Itself? Explains Food Blogger?s Hungry Wife

?apparently This Food Won?t Just Photograph Itself? Explains Food Blogger?s Hungry Wife

The oft-noted practice of spending more time photographing your dinner for your beautiful specialist food blog than actually eating it, has finally been explained by extremely-social scientists. Interviewing Susan Moffat, the barely-7-stone wife of famous food

?rockstar? Developer Can?t Play Drums But Still Fired For Heroin-fueled Orgy.

?rockstar? Developer Can?t Play Drums But Still Fired For Heroin-fueled Orgy.

Senior HR directors at Netflix were left confused when their hiring policy of ‘only recruiting rockstars’ backfired horribly this week. Lead PHP developer, Jim Bean was found near death after his proclaimed ‘rockstar’ developer mantle overtook

Yahoo To Unveil Relaunch As ?online Web Site?

Yahoo To Unveil Relaunch As ?online Web Site?

Search Business. Technology Company. Directory. News Aggregator. Lifestyle Portal. Media Owner. Badly Run Web 1.0 Dinosaur. Dissent Blogger Killer. Some of the things Yahoo has strove to identify themselves as, and almost failed every time. Despite

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Rap / Web 2.0 Crossover Album To Help Cash-strapped Startups

Jay-Z and Mike Arrington combine together in potentially the most inappropriate musical-mashup since the time someone ‘accidently’ played Megadeth at your aunties funeral. Bringing the creative industries of hip-hop and Web 2.0 together for the



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