Satire story: Obama Racewhorse Audacity of Hope Runs In Saturday's 2,000 Guineas
Newmarket - (WhoresWhisperers): The Red Ransom/Alien A colt is a best-priced 100/1 shot with internet bookies Aintgottaprayer.con for Saturday's renewal of the first Classic of the season. A six furlong workout this morning with stable companions... Obama Racewhorse Audacity of Hope Runs In Saturday's 2,000 GuineasSatire aboutTaurus horoscope
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