Satire story: Rob Pattinson Concerned About The 'Little Bitty Bugs' That Live In Kristen Stewart's Ears

Rob Pattinson was pretty upset the first time he looked closely at Kristin Stewart's head in the bedroom light. There was a stream of something dark-brown and leggy moving from her ear and down her Rob Pattinson Concerned About The 'Little Bitty Bugs' That Live In Kristen Stewart's EarsSatire about

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