Satire story: Rob Pattinson's Arse Revealed On Martian Surface!
HOUSTON, TX - Scientists confirmed an arse first photographed in the Cydonia region of Mars is actually a likeness of the backside of a celebrity nowhere near the end of his career - Robert Pattinson! Controversy Rob Pattinson's Arse Revealed On Martian Surface!Satire aboutVirgo horoscope
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