Satire story: Roberts Sworn In As Chief Justice; New Employee Orientation Monday

WASHINGTON - John Roberts was sworn in as the 17th chief justice of the United States on Thursday, taking his oath at a White House ceremony attended by President Bush and other justices of the Roberts Sworn In As Chief Justice; New Employee Orientation MondaySatire about

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