Satire story: Scots Ban Rooney From Entering Scotland, He Forgot His Passport!

On the eve of tonight's "Battle of Britain" between Man Utd and Rangers there was a shock surprise for Wayne Rooney. Sir Alex Ferguson was planning to play Rooney tonight hoping he would explode back into Scots Ban Rooney From Entering Scotland, He Forgot His Passport!Satire about

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