Satire story: Steven Gerrard Refuses Jinxed Captain's Armband

Brilliant midfielder Steven Gerrard shocked the England camp this morning when he chucked the captain's armband straight back into Fabio Capello's face. "Sorry Fabio", said Gerrard. "The England captaincy is jinxed. Steven Gerrard Refuses Jinxed Captain's ArmbandSatire about

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