Satire story: Susan Boyle Tells Whitney Houston 'I Will Always Love You' As She Offers To Help Out On Ailing Tour

Following a show at the LG Arena in Birmingham, after which Whitney Houston was roundly criticised for not being as good as she used to be, and for failing miserably to hit the high notes, Susan Boyle Tells Whitney Houston 'I Will Always Love You' As She Offers To Help Out On Ailing TourSatire about

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